| | So, i've decided to do a complete overhaul of myself. I realized today that being prude and stuck up is wrong. From now on, i'm going to be one of the most accepting, loving, and caring people in the world. How might one do this you may ask? I have the simple answer for you: sex. Yup, that's it, starting today, i'm going to hump every bone i see. Guys, if i'm around you and you want sex all you need to do now is just whip it out and i'm on it. Girls, don't hate on me because i actually care about the opposite sex's needs and desires. I'm just fulfilling my part in this world to reproduce (that's the ultimate goal of humanity, right?). But i don't want a kid now so i'm on the BCs.
So i guess this is a PSA to all young men out there! Come by me and i'll ride ya til you explode in a fit of joy!
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| | Posted 9/14/2008 11:35 AM - 34 Views - 0 eProps - 1 Comment
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